The Great Peanut Butter Amnesty.

I was feelinging desperately sorry for those poor visitors to the market who tasted my good spread and cursed their misfortune at having just bought a new jar of some ghastly Chinese or Australian -made muck that they felt they would have to eat up first.

The solution, of course, was to declare an amnesty, swapping their nasty slime (half a jar or better) for a 200g jar of Really Good peanut butter. And giving the surrendered stuff to the Brook Sanctuary for their rat traps.

Peanut Butter Amnesty - Reward


It was terrifyingly successful. The Leader, our local weekly here in Nelson, put the story on their front page, with a full colour photo of my self.

The amnesty ran for a month. I gave away hundreds of jars and collected a massive pile of gaily coloured jars of the slop that dare not speak its name.

Frontpage "The Leader", Nelson, Aug 21 2008 - PDF

The Leader, front page 21. August 2008 -

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